{"id":157,"date":"2008-12-14T20:31:36","date_gmt":"2008-12-15T03:31:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/wwwold.dreamloom.com\/?page_id=157"},"modified":"2012-01-24T09:10:23","modified_gmt":"2012-01-24T16:10:23","slug":"karig","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/dreamloom.com\/?page_id=157","title":{"rendered":"Kari Geltemeyer"},"content":{"rendered":"<figure id=\"attachment_461\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-461\" style=\"width: 240px\" class=\"wp-caption alignleft\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-461\" title=\"kg_buster\" src=\"http:\/\/www.dreamloom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/12\/kg_buster1.jpg\" alt=\"Who is who? So hard to tell!\" width=\"240\" height=\"179\" \/><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-461\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Who is who? So hard to tell!<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>Hi, my name is Kari.<\/p>\n<p>I currently live in New York City\u2014and work at home\u2014so I spend a fair amount of time staring out the window into the apartments across the street and waiting for a murder to happen. Cross your fingers! The best thing about working from home is you don&#8217;t have to look good doing it, and can even dress like Buster if you feel like it. However, this is also a bad thing. Double-edged sword! For example, I can wear the same clothes for three days straight because I rarely see people I know during the day, and the people I don&#8217;t know would never remember what I look like anyway, much less care enough to keep track of the wardrobe I&#8217;m not changing. The bad thing is it&#8217;s pretty gross and indicative of a slide down the slippery slope to LUNACY and DRUG USE. But I&#8217;m just guessing about that.<\/p>\n<p>Equally good\/bad: eating anything you want, anytime you want.<\/p>\n<p><span class=\"bio\">Anyway, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.persistentcookie.com\/blog\/\">you can also find me here<\/a>. And what you should know up front is that I write pretty much the way that I speak, which is probably why I will drive you crazy. But<\/span> friendship is not without its burdens, right? I learned that from life.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Hi, my name is Kari. I currently live in New York City\u2014and work at home\u2014so I spend a fair amount of time staring out the window into the apartments across the street and waiting for a murder to happen. Cross your fingers! The best thing about working from home is you don&#8217;t have to look [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"parent":7880,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"activitypub_content_warning":"","activitypub_content_visibility":"","footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-157","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/dreamloom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/157","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/dreamloom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/dreamloom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dreamloom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dreamloom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=157"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/dreamloom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/157\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8578,"href":"https:\/\/dreamloom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/157\/revisions\/8578"}],"up":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dreamloom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/7880"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/dreamloom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=157"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}