{"id":247,"date":"2008-11-11T23:31:42","date_gmt":"2008-11-12T06:31:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/wwwold.dreamloom.com\/?page_id=247"},"modified":"2012-01-24T09:10:31","modified_gmt":"2012-01-24T16:10:31","slug":"tawnya-jonsek","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/dreamloom.com\/?page_id=247","title":{"rendered":"Tawnya Jonsek"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.dreamloom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/11\/IMG_1532A.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-8554 alignleft\" title=\"IMG_1532A\" src=\"http:\/\/www.dreamloom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/11\/IMG_1532A-225x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"180\" height=\"240\" srcset=\"https:\/\/dreamloom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/11\/IMG_1532A-225x300.jpg 225w, https:\/\/dreamloom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/11\/IMG_1532A.jpg 400w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 180px) 100vw, 180px\" \/><\/a>To ease the pain of slaving away, coding .NET apps all day, I spend my spare time \u00a0blogging, tweeting, guitar playing &amp; singing. My hope is to someday bust out of the Dilbert-esque cubicle I&#8217;m trapped in and do all this full time. Plan A: Win Lottery. Plan B: Fall into a vat of nuclear waste, filled with robotic spiders which bite me and turn me into a superhuman. Plan C: Millions everywhere donate to my PayPal account on a weekly basis. Or, if those brilliant, beautifully laid out plans fail, there&#8217;s always Plan D. Work really hard, pay my dues and get lucky.<\/p>\n<p>If you feel the need to stalk me, I can be found wasting valuable time on <a href=\"http:\/\/www.twitter.com\/saharabloom\">www.twitter.com\/saharabloom<\/a> or blogging at <a href=\"http:\/\/www.awomansblog.com\/id-like-to-thank-the-academy\/\">www.awomansblog.com<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>To ease the pain of slaving away, coding .NET apps all day, I spend my spare time \u00a0blogging, tweeting, guitar playing &amp; singing. My hope is to someday bust out of the Dilbert-esque cubicle I&#8217;m trapped in and do all this full time. Plan A: Win Lottery. Plan B: Fall into a vat of nuclear [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"parent":7880,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"activitypub_content_warning":"","activitypub_content_visibility":"","footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-247","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/dreamloom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/247","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/dreamloom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/dreamloom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dreamloom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dreamloom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=247"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"https:\/\/dreamloom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/247\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8580,"href":"https:\/\/dreamloom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/247\/revisions\/8580"}],"up":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dreamloom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/7880"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/dreamloom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=247"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}